Friday, October 30, 2009

When hell is full, the stupid shall walk the earth!

What is the point of some people? Should the UK introduce a caste system based on IQ?

Hell yeah!

1-60 = Salt Mines

61-100 = Shelf Stacker

100-123 = Whatever you have made of yourself - well done!

124(+-5 depending on alcohol) = Poker Player

125-140 - Uncle Mex and cronies

140+ = The People who should be in control

For too long greedy men have ruled this world as stumbling demented child-kings long enough! And as this empire crumbles, my precious upper caste shall rise as they're most fitting successor!

Honestly who would you prefer an unctuous politician who has wormed his way into power with the usual trail of sexual scandals and financial misdoings waiting to be revealed or people who have a FUCKING CLUE PEOPLE!

Power corrupts? No it only enables. You were corrupt to begin with.

T' Polis

******* ********* *** *** ***** ******!

Actually no. More power to the Police.

How many times can the Police arrest someone and then arrest them again weeks later as the £? fine hasn't stopped the thief or druggie or Jakie who will happily steal to pay for their fine and next fix.

Remedy? Well funny you should ask..and indeed .

Kick the utter shit out of them.

Fines don't work, Jail doesn't work but I bet you that they would think twice if they have had a severe kicking.

"Haw Shifty" (his brain would scream to itself) "mind last time you nicked those Fusion blades? You couldn't piss without blood coming out...hmm? Maybe you should consider shelf stacking?"

Hopefully after the third time they wouldn't be able to think any more and off to the salt mines they go.

Failing all this the 6x6ft Iso Cube of Judge Dredd is my second option.

Leave you with some happy thoughts;

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

What's shakin', Bub? (or is it Bob ???)

At 100,000 years, we're not just here for the nasty things in life. Like patronizing the mentally challenged, insulting the world's young folk, slagging off those seal clubbin' Norwegians or even showing gratuitous pictures of good ole Captain Amerikkka "wank"ing...

Oh, no, we can do "nice" as well as anyone. I think. Hmm, I don't know, a gaggle of young Korean lassies singing the theme to "Bubble Bobble" ? Does that count as "nice" ???

Saturday, October 17, 2009

How sweet to be an idiot.

Growing up I'm sure that you too had an idiot in your gang or group of friends,(quite hard for me as my friends were all in the chess club with me :) ) but weren't they the happiest of the group?

Ignorance it seems is bliss, intelligent people have so much to worry about simply because they are so aware of things around them, idiots blunder through life and somehow have a shield that protects them from the horrors of modern life. A drunk jacket for the low IQ.

Ignorance of the other kind - not considering other people is one of the few things that will get my dander up such as the moron this morning...

I live in a tower and the description of vertical street is apt as someone who didn't even live here sat in his scrappage candidate crapsmobile blasting out his tunes. Seven flights up it irritated the hell out of me, grudd help those lower down.

What surprised me was the fact his music was very loud....UB40?!? I thought all UB40 fans had died out as there were no breeding stock after '89?

It's like a gag from a rocket scientist...female rocket scientists are rare and hunted to near extinction.

Seriously considering jamming a crayon up my nose like Homer to drop out of having to be a considerate human being. well as much as I can call myself such.