A whiff of burning ManUre...

After the sterling efforts of the two other old bastids in spewing out venom, venting spleen and moaning like a pair of old skool right-wing bawbags, I'm putting in advanced notice of an imminent upcoming shoeing of my own in here that will soon be administered by the big yin. I've got so many targets in my sights that I'm spoiled for choice. I've already got form for booting the erse of cyclopaths (literally), lung clearing ignoramuses and mentally defective cinema patrons so it'll have to be some other bunch of pricks that I'll have to kick off against...

In the meantime, in the wake of some absolutely appalling football results over the past week or so, I'm going to settle for giving a little clogging to the self-styled biggest football club in the world [blech!], Man fucking Yoooo. Okay, okay, I'll put my hand up right now and admit to some sympathies with the original red wearing team from that part of the world, (indeed, you might call them my wee struggling English yin to my hugely successful, globe straddling Scottish yang - or, it that wang???). That might discolour my perspective somewhat... but is there any fucker in the sports media with the cojones to point out any of the following simple, pertinent facts ??? As Rafa himself might put it :

FACT : They have sold two of their three best players (including arguably, the best player in the world, even though he is a cunt)...

FACT : They have replaced them with two random young French boys who we will never see again (wither David Bellion, anyone?), some anonymous bloke from Wigan and a turncoat little shit who is always injured and hasn't scored in the prem since January...

FACT : They took in eighty million quid and the above four mousekateers are all that they could fucking stump up for because they are in so much fucking debt... and yet it is Liverpool who are supposed to be under financial pressure at the start of the season ?

I'm sorry, you can fuck right off for starters after that lot. The bold Uncle Mex's prediction ? They are winning fuck all this year, take that to the bank. Do a double on the blessed Phil winning the World Championship yet again and earn yourself some spondooliks.

Made with the help of -

Crippled Black Phoenix "200 Tons of Bad Luck" - The first track on the album is called "Burnt Reynolds". Marvellous effort, I take my hat off, young sirs !